One does not simply pick a blog title

25th May 2013 | 41,387 notes

WOW NO

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chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

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25th May 2013 | 6,235 notes

ethicalbutchering:

god i love this because like you can tell when the writers were writing these lines they were meant to be like dark sarcastic and witty but hugh dancy plays it SO COMPLETELY DIFFERENTLY like the way he delivers these lines makes will sound like he’s just desperately trying to be funny and make jokes to put people at ease but he’s so shaky and twitchy that it just makes everyone around him VISIBLY MORE ON EDGE like it’s completely unthreatening and not at all biting you’re just kind of like william what the HELL don’t SAY things like that it’s WEIRD and i fucking love that because it’s so much truer to life!!! things sound way better in your head!!! hugh fancy you’re ok you’re ok in my book hugh fancy

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25th May 2013 | 80,913 notes

#okay so unlike a million other people I didn’t read this book in middle school #so imagine when i watched this movie finally #all innocent like thinking it was just going to be a cute little adventure movie #FALSE #THIS MOVIE RIPPED MY HEART OUT AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND #RUDE

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25th May 2013 | 11,937 notes

everyone: thor don't do the thing
thor: I'm gonna do the thing
everyone: loki don't do the thing
loki: I did the thing fifteen minutes ago but will pretend that I did not do the thing

25th May 2013 | 10,495 notes

kankrivantas:

Everyone Is At A Convention This Weekend Except For Me: An Autobiography

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honolulu-starbright:

This will always be funny to me.

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I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I’VE QUOTED THIS WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING

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jawhaw:

captainabs:

the-kiwi-avenger:

consulting-god-of-badassery:

incurablyspooky:

daemon-hearts:

A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.

A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.

A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover

A minute of silence for The Last Airbender

ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender

Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.